tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74929724071253439952024-03-20T08:36:39.991-07:00Man from Zorkandy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492972407125343995.post-37972611810059487662011-02-04T02:20:00.000-08:002011-02-04T02:20:15.258-08:00Our spaceship broke down<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6ET0t_vpui-4wRaNTp8BzjMTTtcmkU9afW2SXYAanzAAl7QzgJvcViZDZzVmHzu7wIfGfFMdEKDqwKebUa4ZrpXaLAv0NPIBzJk6p25dbkdYwipyw6NDfzmX8UCRIaf7fSxaHPVmhd4bK/s1600/ZWOUT.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6ET0t_vpui-4wRaNTp8BzjMTTtcmkU9afW2SXYAanzAAl7QzgJvcViZDZzVmHzu7wIfGfFMdEKDqwKebUa4ZrpXaLAv0NPIBzJk6p25dbkdYwipyw6NDfzmX8UCRIaf7fSxaHPVmhd4bK/s1600/ZWOUT.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Sorry we've been absent a while, but our spaceship had radiator problems and broke down in section 13b. Got stranded with nothing but Brussell Sprouts to eat (not a nice smell). But now we're back. And because of the space time continuum, our comics now have audio. Check them out on our Youtube channel: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xibvT1kJQlA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xibvT1kJQlA</a></div>andy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492972407125343995.post-6506760738818955542010-06-13T23:13:00.000-07:002010-06-13T23:13:38.255-07:00How to be George Bush, again...Here's another George Bush gag. I know it's old, but these will never go out of fashion. He left an indelible mark on all of us...<br />
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<a href="http://areyouacompulsiveliar.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f6b26b;">Compulsive Liar</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://diariesofrogermakak.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f6b26b;">Diaries of Roger Makak</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://blog.media.asia/andygreenaway/part-6-four-different-ways-to-involve-your-customers-theres-one-just-right-for-your-brand/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f6b26b;">A crash course in surviving the future of advertising</span></a>andy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492972407125343995.post-42349792776152474982010-06-05T03:53:00.000-07:002010-06-05T03:53:24.427-07:00How to be George Bush III did this a while ago while he was still President. So it's a bit out of date. But the idiocy of his thinking (and that of his party) still astounds me.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Cambria;"><a href="http://blog.media.asia/andygreenaway/part-3-the-death-of-broadcast-the-birth-of-participation/">A crash course in surviving the new world of advertising</a></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Cambria;"><a href="http://areyouacompulsiveliar.blogspot.com/">Compulsive Liar</a></span><br />
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If you're a man, you never really know what a women is thinking. Or even what motivates her. And actually, it's not even worth trying to guess. But you can write a comic that takes the piss...<br />
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Other stuff by me:<br />
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<a href="http://diariesofrogermakak.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #ffe599;">Diaries of Roger Makak</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://areyouacompulsiveliar.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #ffe599;">Compulsive Liar</span></a><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #ffe599;"><a href="http://blog.media.asia/author/andygreenaway/">A crash course in the new world of advertising</a></span>andy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492972407125343995.post-10975689114893034252010-04-24T19:09:00.000-07:002010-04-24T19:09:58.291-07:00How to cope with the pressures of dieting<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicyvTzC-Thu0mRzloXCANNYuKBtzZSOV4N7M-DPOxTviBliJXWcksLzgFX8FB1_HUPgqTueLM0_0ZU98ePIT4XsSxIPESf7t2bPzvUS9g5FAEBGRHk6P7IjR5cmAdmtphTsuPejX0GAP-D/s1600/5.+ZORKdieting.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="324" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicyvTzC-Thu0mRzloXCANNYuKBtzZSOV4N7M-DPOxTviBliJXWcksLzgFX8FB1_HUPgqTueLM0_0ZU98ePIT4XsSxIPESf7t2bPzvUS9g5FAEBGRHk6P7IjR5cmAdmtphTsuPejX0GAP-D/s640/5.+ZORKdieting.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>It's hard to stick to a sensible diet in a world where almost every morsel is processed. The food companies have no vested interest in providing us with healthy food. Salt, fat and sugar sells. But they're happy to lie to you about the contents of their stuff. For example, 99% fat free generally means no fat - but you'll usually find lots and lots of sugar. And guess what excess sugar in the body turns into. You've guessed it: fat.<br />
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Other sites to check out:<br />
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<a href="http://diariesofrogermakak.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #ffd966;">Diaries of Roger Makak</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://areyouacompulsiveliar.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #ffd966;">Compulsive Liar</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://blog.media.asia/author/andygreenaway/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #ffd966;">A crash course in surviving the new world of advertising</span></a>andy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492972407125343995.post-14540366196991242012010-04-17T10:27:00.000-07:002010-04-17T10:29:09.922-07:00How to order fast food<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeHersRevlJ86mCmts-DQR871uaRYQI_io8cZ9_WB-43KoLx5o9TLbqRKmtAJ8U2EwF3dbOHgWd3RLTk777jncB2_n5RgUXfdzQYoJr9HwnVuAbg4sh6AOOjYwivV0_gCNQxdZHVGTzCL0/s1600/4.+ZORKfastfood.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="324" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeHersRevlJ86mCmts-DQR871uaRYQI_io8cZ9_WB-43KoLx5o9TLbqRKmtAJ8U2EwF3dbOHgWd3RLTk777jncB2_n5RgUXfdzQYoJr9HwnVuAbg4sh6AOOjYwivV0_gCNQxdZHVGTzCL0/s640/4.+ZORKfastfood.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />
Come on, we've all done it. You order a slap up McDonald's meal and then suddenly have a mental moment where you believe you can somehow make this a healthy experience. And we think we can save the planet? Dream on.andy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492972407125343995.post-44252252879832564112010-04-12T12:40:00.000-07:002010-04-12T19:48:09.738-07:00How to be a politician<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh491tKSOSP7FWwCpGxDQncP3bcOhv5lsa3rnopDdT6fJQcxaSWjtKOEahSTUn4vocDrDNOUQid9eEH4o9GEAzycyYcsalIKh99XnvVM5h1irsUD3H8cjE1XUY2dcmQT_h82lE_1fdiO4vu/s1600/3.+ZORKpolitician.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="321" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh491tKSOSP7FWwCpGxDQncP3bcOhv5lsa3rnopDdT6fJQcxaSWjtKOEahSTUn4vocDrDNOUQid9eEH4o9GEAzycyYcsalIKh99XnvVM5h1irsUD3H8cjE1XUY2dcmQT_h82lE_1fdiO4vu/s640/3.+ZORKpolitician.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />
It always amuses me the way politicians show their concern about our health, but refuse to ban cigarettes outright. There's just too much at stake. Billions of dollars in revenues. How else can they fund all the wars around the world?andy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492972407125343995.post-77093250320943702962010-04-04T04:03:00.000-07:002010-04-04T04:03:23.247-07:00How to be a drinking buddy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg9JLxndrJua-DDWZozvE4u_o89Ozs30JMy1sehSJZqJxAQWMghehezcperDDwLc8qTmeAjMGkalngRvV6XdJ4vPJEReKxoRLVpEVtqWBPgqfqXUoy5gLgPpQP_KuHvIdIj9qoCqOvtiEG/s1600/2.+ZORKdrinkbuddy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="324" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg9JLxndrJua-DDWZozvE4u_o89Ozs30JMy1sehSJZqJxAQWMghehezcperDDwLc8qTmeAjMGkalngRvV6XdJ4vPJEReKxoRLVpEVtqWBPgqfqXUoy5gLgPpQP_KuHvIdIj9qoCqOvtiEG/s640/2.+ZORKdrinkbuddy.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>I admit, I'm a beer monster. And so are most of my mates. There's a strange camaraderie that occurs when you drink with friends. Acts of stupidity are forgiven. Idiotic ramblings are embraced. And uncontrollable physical forces are not only cherished, they're admired. Drinking is good, if you can remember it. Burp!<br />
<!--StartFragment--> <!--EndFragment-->andy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492972407125343995.post-32029260654527402112010-03-27T05:27:00.000-07:002010-03-27T05:27:57.073-07:00How to be a religious hypocrite<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiED58_wX58LeYBEWwwUF4Xp5yjicJCEl_RcKYVQFRN51AQvJnMAwni6elaejuGQyfR8BihfbIxi1yMcSg1GGVDFRwIa-BSJv0tC04jijLHImpm2eev2mQ6ZQJjpkFCEC1xmHctqcFRiqfW/s1600/01.+ZORKreligious.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiED58_wX58LeYBEWwwUF4Xp5yjicJCEl_RcKYVQFRN51AQvJnMAwni6elaejuGQyfR8BihfbIxi1yMcSg1GGVDFRwIa-BSJv0tC04jijLHImpm2eev2mQ6ZQJjpkFCEC1xmHctqcFRiqfW/s640/01.+ZORKreligious.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">What's the difference between Judaism, Christianity and Islam? They all worship the same God. More than that, they all follow the same Commandments from the Old Testament. The 6th Commandment says "Thou shall not kill" (albeit with slightly different expressions depending on which book you read). The reason I wrote this comic is because of all the contradictions and hypocrisy around religion. Men that claim to follow their faith to the letter of the law ignore the dictums laid out to them when it doesn't suit their needs. Maybe one day they'll come to their senses. Until then, I guess we'll have to rely on the wisdom of little yellow men from outer space. (Oh dear, have I just committed heresy?)</span>andy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7492972407125343995.post-9426160730371366792010-03-27T02:08:00.000-07:002010-03-27T02:18:35.612-07:00The men from Zork are coming soon<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH8VCaQRe3fQrSJdFesXPFmxSxhZwKvMAQ7bIDDEx_ZdvsrtKFJloARz-1c0B11yGmHTGXUKSvCnCY-SylHjsR9CHp7Sqn9M4yRpKmEXCul4vS09kX1anOZnrAaBXki1hcAuUhY6OWcLrH/s1600/ZORK.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 318px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH8VCaQRe3fQrSJdFesXPFmxSxhZwKvMAQ7bIDDEx_ZdvsrtKFJloARz-1c0B11yGmHTGXUKSvCnCY-SylHjsR9CHp7Sqn9M4yRpKmEXCul4vS09kX1anOZnrAaBXki1hcAuUhY6OWcLrH/s400/ZORK.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453240545780385298" /></a><br />They've been watching us for a while. Little yellow men from the planet Zork. They like us. Really like us. But they're also afraid of us. At our best, humanity is caring, intelligent, responsible and ingenious. At our worst, we're destructive, violent, mindless and paranoid. The men from Zork want to help us. So they've decided to live amongst us. To learn our ways and hopefully lead us to a higher plane of understanding and love (that said, we could fuck it all up before they arrive).andy greenawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10153575299031514165noreply@blogger.com0