Man from Zork

Our spaceship broke down

2011-02-04T02:20:00.000-08:00

Sorry we've been absent a while, but our spaceship had radiator problems and broke down in section 13b. Got stranded with nothing but Brussell Sprouts to eat (not a nice smell). But now we're back. And because of the space time continuum, our comics now have audio. Check them out on our Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xibvT1kJQlA

How to be George Bush, again...

2010-06-13T23:13:00.000-07:00

Here's another George Bush gag. I know it's old, but these will never go out of fashion. He left an indelible mark on all of us...

More stuff from the author:

Compulsive Liar

Diaries of Roger Makak

A crash course in surviving the future of advertising

How to be George Bush II

2010-06-05T03:53:00.000-07:00

I did this a while ago while he was still President. So it's a bit out of date. But the idiocy of his thinking (and that of his party) still astounds me.

Coming out of the closet

2010-05-30T08:13:00.000-07:00

This is probably a woman's worst nightmare. It's one thing your husband knocking off another woman, but knocking off a man? That's more than a woman's ego can handle.

How to be a hypocrite.

2010-05-23T04:40:00.000-07:00

How to be an idiot

2010-05-16T05:55:00.000-07:00

There's some nice irony in this one. A hypochondriac who only misses a doctor's appointment when he's truly ill. I think I met this guy once. He works in advertising.

Other links by the author

Diaries of Roger Makak

A crash course in surviving the new world of advertising

Compulsive Liar

How to choose a husband

2010-05-02T06:13:00.000-07:00

If you're a man, you never really know what a women is thinking. Or even what motivates her. And actually, it's not even worth trying to guess. But you can write a comic that takes the piss...

Other stuff by me:

Diaries of Roger Makak

Compulsive Liar

A crash course in the new world of advertising

How to cope with the pressures of dieting

2010-04-24T19:09:00.000-07:00

It's hard to stick to a sensible diet in a world where almost every morsel is processed. The food companies have no vested interest in providing us with healthy food. Salt, fat and sugar sells. But they're happy to lie to you about the contents of their stuff. For example, 99% fat free generally means no fat - but you'll usually find lots and lots of sugar. And guess what excess sugar in the body turns into. You've guessed it: fat.

Other sites to check out:

Diaries of Roger Makak

Compulsive Liar

A crash course in surviving the new world of advertising

How to order fast food

2010-04-17T10:27:00.000-07:00

Come on, we've all done it. You order a slap up McDonald's meal and then suddenly have a mental moment where you believe you can somehow make this a healthy experience. And we think we can save the planet? Dream on.

How to be a politician

2010-04-12T12:40:00.000-07:00

It always amuses me the way politicians show their concern about our health, but refuse to ban cigarettes outright. There's just too much at stake. Billions of dollars in revenues. How else can they fund all the wars around the world?

How to be a drinking buddy

2010-04-04T04:03:00.000-07:00

I admit, I'm a beer monster. And so are most of my mates. There's a strange camaraderie that occurs when you drink with friends. Acts of stupidity are forgiven. Idiotic ramblings are embraced. And uncontrollable physical forces are not only cherished, they're admired. Drinking is good, if you can remember it. Burp!

How to be a religious hypocrite

2010-03-27T05:27:00.000-07:00

What's the difference between Judaism, Christianity and Islam? They all worship the same God. More than that, they all follow the same Commandments from the Old Testament. The 6th Commandment says "Thou shall not kill" (albeit with slightly different expressions depending on which book you read). The reason I wrote this comic is because of all the contradictions and hypocrisy around religion. Men that claim to follow their faith to the letter of the law ignore the dictums laid out to them when it doesn't suit their needs. Maybe one day they'll come to their senses. Until then, I guess we'll have to rely on the wisdom of little yellow men from outer space. (Oh dear, have I just committed heresy?)

The men from Zork are coming soon

2010-03-27T02:08:00.000-07:00

They've been watching us for a while. Little yellow men from the planet Zork. They like us. Really like us. But they're also afraid of us. At our best, humanity is caring, intelligent, responsible and ingenious. At our worst, we're destructive, violent, mindless and paranoid. The men from Zork want to help us. So they've decided to live amongst us. To learn our ways and hopefully lead us to a higher plane of understanding and love (that said, we could fuck it all up before they arrive).